January 2012
Dear Incredibly Attractive Gentleman who held the...
Thank you.
When would you like to get married? We’re naming the baby Daisy.
Your True Love,
Tiffany
FFFFFUUUUUUU
I took a shower. Like 15 mins later the muscle in my arm at the very top near shoulder in the front hurts. When my
Arm is down its fine. If I lift it straight out in front of me its fine. When I make like a chicken wing, horrible pain.
I’m getting old man. And I’m so out of shape.
So I’ll get on that tomorrow. I have a pizza to eat and American Dad to watch.
Bitch over here be listening to "Weak" by SWV and...
Singing that shit all meaningful like.
“I get so weak in the knees I can hardly speak…”
That bitch is me, btw. You jelly?
Oh Season 1 Dean Winchester...
Your hair was so fuzzy. And so full of life. Then season 2 happened. And as soon as Sir was gone you just lost that luster, man. I miss it sometimes. But I still love you.
Edit: I also just realized today is your character’s birthday. So Happy Birthday you handsome Devil.
squoctobird asked: Alton Brown is liked by most but some find him to be a bit pretentious. Everyone is in agreement that Bobby Flay is a jerk though. haha.
I should join a fandom that doesn't have so much...
squoctobird:
Asparagus and Broccoli. Ship it so hard!
Chicken and Steak? OTP FOR LIFE!
I know this is like a joke, but OMG. There’s plenty of drama in the Food Network/Chefs fandom. You really have no idea.
For real? Bitches better not be talking shit about my boo Alton Brown.